Prince Andrew’s current living situation in a lavish 30-room estate has drawn comparisons to squatting, a lifestyle the writer experienced in the 1980s. The writer reflects on the transient freedom of squatting, contrasting it with the constraints of paying society. The article raises questions about Prince Andrew’s finances and lifestyle, pointing out discrepancies such as his naval pension versus extravagant expenses. Criticisms are directed at the Royal Family’s role in enabling Andrew’s privileged position and the lack of accountability from elected officials. Suggestions are made for Andrew to earn his keep through various means, including a potential exile akin to historical figures like Napoleon. The article ends with a tongue-in-cheek proposal to relocate Andrew to a humbling remote location.